User:Inthar/Spoobth

Assorted spoobiness. Or speebth? I don't know.

I Am the Very Model of a Modern Xenharmonicist

I am the very model of a modern xenharmonicist.
With sundry regularly-tempered lattices I can assist.
I’ve mastered all of vicesimononal primodality.
I can group edos by their temperamental commonalities.
I can hum every pitch in my beloved triple Bohlen-Pierce,
And I debunk harmonic entropy with graphs and trolling fierce.
I know the 90edo chords near-just and delta-rational,
My xen math papers shine in conferences international.
I know all 47-limit epimoric ratios,
I can refute all zeta edo notions ab initio.
In short, in matters theory and praxis I need not insist:
I am the very model of a modern xenharmonicist.

I make primodal chord-scales for establishing tonality.
I know the perfect edo for evoking liminality.
The optimality of blackdye out of all scales ternary
is plain --- it also beats most every scale that's merely binary.
My dalliance with MOSses only strengthens this conviction mine.
I learn approximated primes in edos to two-sixty-nine.
The wonders of concordance shells I savor in my room alone.
I play vavoom and whoosh and gross and pirate on my Lumatone.
The derivation of all SV4’s I find perspicuous;
That said, my preferences are for scales with buzz conspicuous.
In short, in matters theory and praxis I need not insist:
I am the very model of a modern xenharmonicist.